

If the terms "violent" and "masturbation" doesn't set up an image already, just imagine how you might look for your lost keys, but sexually, and on 4Chan. Granted, my mental catalogue of masturbation scenes isn't exhaustive, but the aggressive nature alone speaks for itself. This eventually leads to the most violent masturbation scene I've ever seen. He imagines the mermaid throughout the film, fantasizing about her and what she might look like. If people want to make that the thing they want to talk about, it’s distressing, but that’s their business.” Then he smiled his awesome Willem Dafoe smile, politely shook our hand, and walked away to congratulate Kathryn Bigelow on The Hurt Locker’s win for Best Feature.Early on in the film, Pattinson's character finds a mermaid figurine in his bed, nestled in a hole about midway down his mattress.

It’s a movie that I think is beautiful and was a joy to make.

“I mean, it’s fine if that’s what they want to focus on. “What do you think?” he asked us, probably hypothetically. So we cornered Dafoe after the ceremony and asked him if he’s sick of all the dick jokes yet. (Dafoe reportedly used a penis double for his nude scenes.) Predictably, a number of one-liners focused on Willem Dafoe’s smashed genitals while declaring Antichrist a “sick-ass” movie, Perez seemed impressed with the notion that it was Dafoe’s real member onscreen: “Well, hellooo, Willem Dafoe!” in her words. I don’t care how long you have the cabin for.” If a self-disembolwing wolf looks you in the face and says ‘Chaos reigns,’ get the fuck out of the there. Do not go camping with your wife when she’s down in the dumps cause your kid jumped out the window while having sex.ģ. No matter how good the sex is, keep an eye on your child.Ģ. Nobody brought any real zingers, but we did like Nanjani’s three-part bit about the lessons he learned from the movie: “1. The film wasn’t nominated in any categories, but Antichrist jokes were flying fast and furious tonight at the Gotham Awards, thanks to presenter Rosie Perez and host Kumail Nanjiani.
